Adenoid (ad-e-noid, noun):
A part of your nose which swells up when you drink or smoke too much and makes you sing like a twat. The Adenoids were formed in 2005 in Luton and have yet to be removed.
The Adenoids are:
- Composed of equal parts hydrogen, lithium, Bekki, Steve, Trixylicks and Krayg.
- Not yet understood by modern science.
- Indivisible by any prime number.
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