Adenoids Polytechnic
We now offer you the following knowledge at no extra cost (physically or emotionally):
- The science of music: at last the groove can be explained quantitatively.
- The Adenoids Save the World: application of important principles of ineptitude.
- Biotechnology Class A: Putting a rodent into suspended animation.
- Biology Class A: Life Cycle of a Dragon.
- Language: The letter B.
Having studied the above courses, email us confirming your knowledge, include an administration fee of 5 UK pence,
and we can officially issue you a Adenoid Polytechnic diploma Good Work Sticker.